Monday, September 22, 2008

Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.

Last night I made a stop to the liquor store by my old apt to get some Jack Daniels for E and then I was going to the Subway across the street. It was about 9:45 and I was like "nice, i'll just make it" cause here in Chicago the boozin stops being sold in stores at 10. So I am in the car, I get my purse and go through my money. I almost leave my purse but then I'm like "hell no" cause it's my speedy and I have a lot of important things in it and yeah. My old neighborhood, where E lives, is fabulous. Seriously, surrounded by synagogues and old people and families and whathaveyou. The thing is a few minutes away there is a shadier town, well half is super shady and half is hella rich so ya know. So people like to avoid the tax over there and buy their liquor in my suburb. So I take my purse and get out of my car where some drunk old dudes immediately holler at me, making me rush inside. So I go inside, get the JD and leave within like 3 minutes or so. Go to Subway, lock the car, and get food. Eat at E's and hang out and go home later. After I get in the car I realize I don't know where my backpack or bag is. I look everywhere, inside and out and the trunk etc. Call E and he doesn't have it. Go home. Look ALL over. Nothing. Inspect car and see big hand print on window. So basically some stupid drink guy(s) thought they could quickly swipe a bag or 2 and instead got schoolbooks and tops from forever 21.

In short, if anyone sees some questionable looking men with a Victoria's Secret supermodels bag, cute rhinestone flip flips, purple tank tops, black Audrey Hepburn shirts, and a purple Chandler's assignment notebook, and studying some Logic, tell them to return my stuff. Also they will most likely smell like my Burberry Brit. Thanks!

Even though it completely sucks I am glad I am okay and so is my car. Sigh. Sucks though.

Good news though!

The most wonderful Jenn from Free and Flawed is looking for a roommate and so am I. She is incredibly awesome and would be a fantabulous roomie. Keep your fingers crossed that this could work out!! I am really excited though.

Craigslist scares me.

5 comments:

Jamie said...

I'm going to vouch for Jenn and tell you how amazing she is. She's awesome.

Also so sorry about your stuff. What a bunch of idiots.

Jenn said...

Thanks Jamie!

Dude, who just up and steals some clothes & books? What are they going to do with them? That is teh suck though. I'm sorry :( If I see someone with your stuff I'll kick them in the shins.

I'm super excited about the roomie situation. I hope everything works out. ::fingers crossed::

♥ Tiffany ♥ said...

i adore you guys!! i am so excited to, this should be awesome*knock on wood*

Bayjb said...

That is totally crazy that someone stole that? If I see someone with those items, I'll tackle them for you. Your housewarming party is going to rock!

Maxie said...

You and jenn will totally get along! She's fabulous!

I'm glad you have your purse... thank god you took it!