Wednesday, May 13, 2009

my tv family

so i found out tonight via a tweet from Classy in Philadelphia that there will be no more lucas and peyton on one tree hill. after chad michael murray was such a jerkface to sophia bush i could have lost him 2 seasons ago. i will admit i grew to love lucas more this season but he is a douchebag and horrible to girls. he just screws everyone over for peyton and ugh. whatever. it clearly is all about nathan and haley and julian and brooke. even mouth and milicent are a better couple and you know i love me some skillz. okay so back on track after that little tangent. anyways the oth news got me thinking about my tv boyfriends. namely of course my #1 man chuck bass. but then i was like okay i love my tv boyfriends but i should have a tv family. so here we go, my ideal tv family.
Fake Mom
Lorelai from Gilmore Girls

"Lorelai: Hey, isn't that your naked guy?
Rory: Oh, yeah. Marty, hey! He's not my naked guy.
Lorelai: Well, you don't really want a communal naked guy, nowadays, you know, it's too sketchy. "
young, hip, and a good role model. who doesn't love her? no one thats who. also i feel she could understand my random quotes, random stream of consciousness, and how fast i talk. hey maybe i got it from her?
Fake Dad
Harold Waldorf from Gossip Girl
he's gay. smart. knows how to treat his daughter. loves her for who she is.
he's basically is the same as my dad but dresses better and lives in france.

Fake Brother
Gus From Psych

Gus: You named your fake detective agency Psych? Why didn't you just call it 'Hey, we're fooling you and the police department; hope we don't make a mistake and somebody dies because of it'?

he's hilarious. he's a good person. he's dependable. hes awesom
e. he can keep up

Fake Sister
Tyra Banks
seriously do i need to explain this? smart. fierce. doesn't give a fuck.

Fake Boyfriend
Julian from One Tree Hill
honest. fun. sweet. hard working. fights for what he believes in. handsome as the devil. this is basically the perfect man for me. call me Austin.

Fake Boy I Hate to Love
Chuck Bass

he is not datable but he is the one you can never forget.
"While there are few things I consider sacred, the back of the limo is one of them"

so. apparently this is what happens when school is out and i dont have work to do.


Joy @ Big Time Fancy said...

New life goal - find a real life Chuck Bass. And do him in a thousand different ways. And then take a nap.

Mandy said...

Hahaha, this is great -- I love how you have pictures with everyone. I love Loreali from the Gilmore Girls. She is the perfect tv mom.

Aritza, Goddess of .. said...

Haha, awesome family :)
I hope to one day be as cool a mom as Lorelai !

Andy said...

Can we share the Fake Boy you hate to love?